....lift the seat when you pee! ....lower the seat after you pee! ....wipe the pee off the toilet! ....get your dirty underwear out of the bathroom floor! ....have you even brushed your teeth this week? ....have you showered since Sunday? ....where does all this sand and rocks come from? ....why are there so many of your dirty socks ALL over the house? ....stop licking the cat! ....quit spanking your sisters! ....i love you more! ....you cant have ice cream for dinner every night! ....shut the door when you use the bathroom! ....how is there so much dirt under your nails? ....i love you mostest! ....you will always be my little boy! ....you cant ride the dog! ....did you eat that bug? ....you can't bring the bug in the house! ....yes, you have to go to school everyday! ....share! ....how many Lego sets do you need? ....why does it smell in your room? ....you're my favorite little boy! ....cat food is not people food! ....